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Just a little fun:
Un-Nursery Rhymes:

JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

LITTLE MISS Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY
sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
she was very very good,

But when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels, a
waterfront condo and a sports car.

--
Stock ~berkette
An amazing painter ~ scottflament
Wonderful painter and poet ~ echo-si
An excellent photo manipulator *twinkles1955
CLUBS:
~liloandstitchfans~pussypatrol ~adgth~LOTRfanclub:hear

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.



--
The Angry Deviant



Random Deviant

Thank you for taking the time to look through my work. It means a lot to me.

I would love to see some more work from you soon.

--
Stock ~berkette
An amazing painter ~ scottflament
Wonderful painter and poet ~ echo-si
An excellent photo manipulator *twinkles1955
CLUBS:
~liloandstitchfans~pussypatrol ~adgth~LOTRfanclub:hear

I like what you've got so far.. let's see what else you've got! Welcome to deviantart.